Sure, it’s a survey commissioned by a major tech company, which should trigger “Star Trek”-style alarms in most newsrooms. The headline, though, might draw some journalistic interest considering recent Dow Jones gyrations: “Most Adults Find Internet Access Essential to Daily Life in Today’s Economy: Intel Survey.” But just to make sure that the world’s top microprocessor company had us hooked, Intel threw us this subhead: “Majority of Women Would Choose Internet Access over TV, Some Over Sex.”