Macworld.com – I have returned! Triumphant! Well, if you extend the definition of triumphant to include âwith all extremities intact.â My colleague Lex Friedman filled in splendiferously in my absence, and no doubt left you all wanting more of his particular brand of remainders. Shame, then, that I have returned to retake my throne and condemned Mr. Friedman to a dark, dank oubliette. Metaphorically, anyway.